'We got a $5 Starbucks gift card': 20+ employees share the worst Holiday bonuses they've received

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    What's the worst Christmas bonus you've ever received?
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    justpracticing I got a letter from corporate letting me know that they had made a donation in my name to a charity. Specifically, to themselves (I work for a non-profit)
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    Illustrious-Gas-... I worked at a company and the owner walked around during the Christmas party and gave people their paychecks in a fancy envelope. That way clients would be thinking that the employees were getting bonuses.
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    FrecciaRosa What's a Christmas bonus? Never gotten one.
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    Sparky3200 Not a bad bonus itself, but management's reaction to how we used our bonuses was despicable. Years ago I worked as a paramedic in the ER. The first few years, we'd get a pretty good bonus, $200-$500 depending on position. Then
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    the hospital was sold. New owners cut bonuses and gave each employee a gift certificate for a free turkey from a local grocery chain. At the time, the value was about $15. Most of the staff,
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    myself included, felt a bit dismayed, but we were polite about it. Since not many of us cooked turkey for Christmas dinner, we donated our gift certificates to a couple of homeless shelters in town. Management caught wind of it and sent an email to all employees stating that since
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    we "didn't appreciate the thoughtful gift provided by the hospital" there would be no Christmas bonuses going forward. We tried to pay it forward to someone less fortunate, and got slapped in the face for it.
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    20 d... Last year our school gave teachers a plastic bag with: a mini candy candy, a mini hand sanitizer and a single tea bag
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    _critterfritter_ The statement of "be happy you have a job". They had to find a new replacement after that. You could just say no bonus, but you had to be about it.
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    Infernal_Contra... I worked in a supermarket, and one year part of Christmas celebrations was that the week before Christmas, the staff cafeteria would host Christmas dinner for the staff, and they would be
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    waited on by the management team. It was a free meal, 3 courses, with wine. Cheap, but a decent gesture meant in good humour.
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    It was a big supermarket, so there were a lot of staff. This meant that 'dinner' had to have 3 sittings so that a) everyone who wanted to attend could, and b) enough staff were left to run the shop floor.
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    I was working a 10hr shift that day, closing my department, so I opted for the 3rd sitting. My friend Dan was on his day off, but planned to come in for lunch just to hang out with people and get free food, which we had been told was totally fine.
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    By the end of the second sitting, the management team decided that they had had enough, didn't host the third sitting, and in fact just closed the cafeteria and ate Christmas dinner by themselves. Both me and Dan were effectively told at the door that we weren't invited, and no one else was allowed in except to get water or use the vending machine.
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    Dan drove to work on his day off to basically be told to f off. I worked to 8pm without eating since 8am that morning. I never got so much as acknowledgement that the event even happened, let alone an apology, let alone so much as a handful of chocolates from one of the half-dozen boxes that had been opened and left around the tables.
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    My 'Christmas bonus' was to look through the window and watch my boss and all his friends eat free Christmas dinner with wine on the company's dime, while I got to buy myself a day-old sandwich on the way out and get stink-eye from the cashiers because they had to stay an extra 2 minutes while I paid.
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    06resurection A box full of candy and beef jerky. It also contained a book written by the CEO of the company about how to be better at your job.
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    UncomfortableB... A large custom hershey chocolate bar of the company logo.
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    novafx4 A ball point pen and cheap day planner with our corporate logo on it.
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    W.... I'd say nothing. I worked for a smaller business that did profit sharing, had a banner year and gave out a minimum of $500 gift cards to even new employees. I
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    was skipped. I was told it was an accident and that someone just miscounted. I had been there three years at that point and put in some stupid hours, esp after going
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    salary. I wasn't depending on the bonus but it was a real kick in the teeth. It made me feel less than and I started looking at leaving after that because they never made it right and I was
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    one of three people excluded. When I put in notice to leave, my boss. knew because he said.."This is about the Christmas bonus, isn't it? If it was that important to you, you should have spoken up." I did... I expressed my disappointment. He said.."I
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    just thought you were venting. I didn't think you'd actually leave over this. I can't express to you how disappointed I am that you would leave us right now over some gift cards at Christmas." He never got the point.
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    j1mmyjazz. Back in the 90's working for the UK civil service. Everyone was offered five whole English pounds. You could accept it & it would be contributed to the Xmas party fund or not accept it and don't go. We also had to bring our own booze to the Xmas party.
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    ntgco After busting our achieve the goal for the year, the boss got a FAT check. Mid 5 figures to We got a $5 Starbucks card ..one....cup....of....coffee.
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    Skyler_Chigurh Subscription to the Jelly of the Month.
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    Murky_Impact5... As an intern at the zoo, working with lizards and stuff, the manager got us all sweatshirts that had the zoo logo and a "nickname" spelled out on the front. It said: The Herpey's. She meant it as short for herpetologist.
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    Schwarzes __Loch $20 frying pan at my first job as a bag boy.
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    Simmyphila Gift certificates at the restaurant I cooked in.
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    javawong I've had small bonuses at prior companies, this year we are getting the entire week of Christmas off, paid. The entire company is shut down for the week. No PTO reduction as well.
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    badchad65 . My boss gave me a $10 Starbucks gift card. I don't like Starbucks, and it was completely empty.
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    Poorly-Drawn-B... I got a lot of money in the form of overtime pay because I got called in to do 12 hour shifts in scenic, desolate Washington, Iowa
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